DamnSexyArab: ahhh, thank you mr miagi
FatShades: yes
FatShades: just have my heroin shipment in by next wednesday
DamnSexyArab: i will, mr miagi, i am the karate kid
FatShades: you are nothing
FatShades: NOTHING
FatShades: look at me
FatShades: i am and old, wise chinese man
FatShades: do you really think you can compare?
FatShades: no
FatShades: NO
DamnSexyArab: look if this were boxing you'd be mick and i'd be rocky, you kow what happenned to mick, he died in the third movie
DamnSexyArab: infact i'm rocky not the karate kid
DamnSexyArab: hell i'm both
DamnSexyArab: i'm luke your yoda
DamnSexyArab: i'm johnny 5 your that stupid foriegn guy who made him
DamnSexyArab: i'm speed racer your that fat italian
FatShades: so i'm the little green monster?
FatShades: great
FatShades: and a dead guy from Rocky
FatShades: and a fat italian
FatShades: and some foreign guy
FatShades: who i think is also dead
DamnSexyArab: my point is proven, your time is gone
DamnSexyArab: i kick people's ass in karate tournaments, beat up russians, hulk hogan, mr t, apollo creed, i bring down the empire, i am a cool robot that talks and stops petty theft, and i wni races while upholding justice, and what do you do, poop your pants...

FatShades: we have 14 days to save the world
FatShades: 14 days
FatShades: no more
DamnSexyArab: ok
DamnSexyArab: we should give this conversation to seth for his internet thing
FatShades: maybe seth should be a transformer
FatShades: and i can be the lead Decepticon
DamnSexyArab: he'd have to be one of the cool ones
FatShades: i forget his name
DamnSexyArab: i never really liked transformers but i can only remember optimus prime
FatShades: yeah
FatShades: he died in the movie
FatShades: but came back
DamnSexyArab: good
DamnSexyArab: aww damn
FatShades: yeah
FatShades: they had this drawn out thing
FatShades: and i was thinking...
FatShades: "Don't die, Seth, you can't die!"

FatShades: then it occured to me - "why can't they just repair him, he is just a robot"
DamnSexyArab: no way seth would be a cooler character than optimus prime
FatShades: no he wouldn't
FatShades: wait

FatShades: was there a gay transformer?
DamnSexyArab: no but wasn't there a little kid who got in a transformer outfit?
FatShades: yeah
FatShades: autobots
FatShades: thats what the good transformers were called

FatShades: the bad ones were decepticons
DamnSexyArab: jesus we should stop talking about this
FatShades: get out of my sock